So for the last 6 months I've been trying to fix it. Today I can say it's working for me — it flags me in advance. Obviously not perfect yet, and that's where I need help: I need people to test it and tell me what else needs fixing.
PS: This isn't a memory layer; it flags stale answers before you act on them. Give it a try, and if you think I'm solving a real problem, please drop a star.